capeandcowlooc | (no subject)

Starting Friday, March 2nd, Katurian is going to start murdering the shit out of people. Nai, you cry! Don't you mean Katurian's crazy future self? The one that spends less time crying?

Nope.

For the next two weeks, Katurian will be using his fancy time powers to intercept murderers before the police get to them. Let's just say he's a little sick of being the victim.

I. March 2nd.
A man will beat his girlfriend and then strangle her to death with her own hair. While sleeping that night, he will be drugged unconscious, then suffocated by having hair collected from his girlfriend's brushes shoved down his throat. The man's body will be found in the house. The woman's body would have been tossed in a nearby body of water earlier in the day.

II. March 6th.
A man will lock his infirm brother in a closest until he dies of dehydration. He will then retreat to a friend's home. While the friend is out of the house, the man will be drugged, then handcuffed to the bathtub. The bathtub would be filled with water until he drowns.

III. March 12th.
A man will break into his ex-wife's home and shoot her and their two children. (There will be one survivor: a little girl.) His body will be found in a back room of the home, his nose and mouth plugged with the super glue and glitter the children were using for crafts before the shooting. He will have also been drugged. The police will be contacted immediately, likely while the man is still alive. Definitely anonymously.

IV. March 16th.
A woman will deliberately run over her teenaged son with her car, abandon the vehicle, and attempt to leave the scene via subway. While on the platform, she will be shoved into the path of an oncoming train. In this case, there will be security footage of a man with a pillowcase on his head. Sound familiar, villains who were brutally murdered this autumn?

There will likely be at least one newspost about the crimes, but I'll do my best not to spam the community. If anyone would like to discuss evidence or plotting with me, don't hesitate to throw me a PM or nab me on plurk. (My username is nighisnaught.)

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SORRY, NILL....

Oh Katurian, you scamp.

I know, right. What will he do next!

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dragony - 2012-03-01 01:23 (UTC) - Expand

Wow way to pick my birthday...

But it's such a special day...

noematic - 2012-03-01 00:46 (UTC) - Expand

goryteller - 2012-03-01 00:47 (UTC) - Expand

enigmaestro - 2012-03-01 00:48 (UTC) - Expand

goryteller - 2012-03-01 00:49 (UTC) - Expand

enigmaestro - 2012-03-01 01:13 (UTC) - Expand

goryteller - 2012-03-01 01:17 (UTC) - Expand

katurian no

oh come on, like azrael doesn't do the same thing

ex_engineers208 - 2012-03-01 00:52 (UTC) - Expand

goryteller - 2012-03-01 01:10 (UTC) - Expand

ex_engineers208 - 2012-03-01 01:11 (UTC) - Expand

This is beautiful.

Thank you. I am glad you think so.

Oh no, boyfriend ;___;

BOYFRAND, THIS IS HOW MUCH I MISS YOU

EVEN THOUGH YOU WILL BE BACK

FOR THIS

indentcision - 2012-03-01 00:39 (UTC) - Expand

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goryteller - 2012-03-01 00:53 (UTC) - Expand

alldeduction - 2012-03-01 18:27 (UTC) - Expand

Oh goodness. \o/

It's like a party!

batmantled - 2012-03-01 00:41 (UTC) - Expand

oh man, no wonder you were excited for it. this is going to be terrible in a beautiful way.

THANK YOU. Yes, I cannot wait. 8)

OHOHOHOHO

EAMES WILL BREATHE ON THIS SO HARD

GO, EAMES, GO

pilfered - 2012-03-01 00:51 (UTC) - Expand

pilfered - 2012-03-01 01:04 (UTC) - Expand

KATURIAN. CASSIE WILL BE SO DISAPPOINT. AND FEEL ALL THE GUILT THAT SHE DIDN'T SEE THIS COMONG

HE'S KILLING BAD GUYS, CASSIE

JEEZ

wrong_sometimes - 2012-03-01 00:58 (UTC) - Expand

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wrong_sometimes - 2012-03-01 01:02 (UTC) - Expand

goryteller - 2012-03-01 01:06 (UTC) - Expand

wrong_sometimes - 2012-03-01 01:13 (UTC) - Expand

Jon always had a feeling it would end up like this Katurian

If he finds out, I bet he'd be ecstatic.

phobic - 2012-03-01 01:05 (UTC) - Expand

Katurian, no

Also, in a hideous turn of events if Gamzee fully calms down soon and somehow figures out Katurian is murdering people he might not only be disappointed in Katurian hi might tell him how he feels