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[egomaniacal]

Cute guys, it's your lucky day. Striker is here.

HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE.

This electrokinetic hailing from the Avengers Academy is a huge, fame-hungry douche who recently came out of the closet.

Anyway because I'm a ridiculous asshole I gave him the power of Gaydar. YES REALLY. Pls fill out my character sexuality permissions post!!

Comments

[currentcy]

oh boy :')

[egomaniacal]

oh it's you

[currentcy]

gross

[egomaniacal]

you're the gross one DAD!!!

[currentcy]

ugh paternity tests or it didn't happen

[egomaniacal]

WOW I DON'T NEED YOU!!!

[currentcy]

DO I LOOK LIKE FATHER MATERIAL TO YOU cries

[futureleader]

NO CROSSING THE STREAM

[egomaniacal]

lmfao get your weenie electrocuted QQ

shoulda peed in a cup

[cocanuts]

but he cant throw it out the car window with his telekinesis

[egomaniacal]

SDFLKJDSFKLJWERLKJ LMFAO SHIT I'M DYING

GETS IT ON THE SEAT

[futureleader]

has to sit in pee the rest of the car ride

dammit criss

[egomaniacal]

kljdsfaklewarkj he'll never live it down ever!!

[futureleader]

crying forever

[demonspawn]

ELECTRIC PEE

[egomaniacal]

i like how impressed terry is in your icon

whateva you wish you could pee electricity terry

[recurve]

MY FAVORITE

[egomaniacal]

Striker is everyone's favorite

according to Striker

[exceptfebruary]

ooh striker ooh

[egomaniacal]

mens

[enigmaestro]

BREATHES ON YOU

[egomaniacal]

DFSKLJDSFLJK SARA

[enigmaestro]

AWWW YEAH

[bedeviledspider]

he's the hero this city deserves

[tattling]

I'm three days late replying, since I'm just now catching up on things, but I have to let you know I literally SQUEAKED when I saw/read this. (This is one among many reasons I live alone...)

Fucking Striker, man. ♥