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not another canon update

Yup, sho is... Anyone would think there's new canon available or something.

So Bond is vanishing again tonight for 24 whole hours, returning after the events that take place near the start of the latest movie instalment, Skyfall. The details are very slightly spoilery, although it's actually all in the trailer.

When Bond returns to the city tomorrow evening, he'll be a shell of his former self, broken and riddled with alcohol and drug addiction, and currently quite happily living life as a hobo after being shot and assumed dead by the MI6. He'll be grumpy as fuck, uncommunicative and full of self-pity and manly man pain. He'll also kind of look like total shit.

Anyone wanting to thread with him at this time, just let me know, because he won't really be making many public appearances.

Due to his lack of social interaction, this update will only last a week, at which point I will be posting up one final canon update post, and then leave you guys spam free of my shit. <333

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PANICS AGAIN

you'll get used to it zee

k.............eeps panicking???

tbf, this time he won't be telling her he's back... his bad

spirals into a black abyss of self-loathing and loneliness and booze

snap

also almost-nude meditation while wishing for the perfect man
nope
forever alone

oh not so much snapping

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gosh bond clean yourself up

no :|!

Take a bath, please.

nope!

/rubs up against

Disgusting.

/sprays with the punishment bottle

/hisses and retreats :c

Bathe.

Once you're clean you may have a milkbone.

/wallows in alcohol and grossness

/shock collar

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UNWORTHY

UNWORTHY

UNWORTHY

UNWORTHY

UNWORTHY

UNWORTHY

UNWORTHY

:|

UNWORTHY

/pukes on

Is he off to ~~fall in love~~ meet Q?

What? Apparently it's an official fandom thing now from what AO3 shows me.

his second and last port out will be him meeting his hipster love of his life, have no fear. when he returns next week, he will be cleaned up and gushing about his loving quartermaster and how much they have in common

oh wait no

(lmao i had to google what AO3 even was. i am so not hip)

You're crushing my dreams, Bond. CRUSHING THEM!

(you are the hippest okay. too hip for Ao3)

welp

sorry about that

guess i'll just have to go make out with silva instead

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