WELL HELLO CnC

[monopolyonsnark]

Stabbyfingers McNoseless has returned, along with his mun, Zoe!

(gasp and awe)

For everybody who remembers me HI I HAVE RETURNED TO YOU

For those of you who joined the game after uh, november 11th? HI I'M ZOE NICE TO MEET YOU

For the people who have no idea who this guy is

THIS IS THE NEGOTIATOR. HE'S AN ALIEN. HE HATES ALL OF YOU AND TRIED MAKING HUMANS A SLAVE RACE? HE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT MEDDLING BLUE BEETLE. But no matter, he'll just put on a smile and pretend he's a good guy and hope that nobody remembers him being stuck in a cage for like a month the last time he was here.

Oh! And I gave him fancy new powers that have a PERMISSIONS POST. Basically he's a more sinister angler fish now.

HI.

Comments

[redlooksgood]

What an interesting noseless man you bring.

Also, you can't hate Jane.

Unless you're Jessica, but that's because her man knows where it's really at.

[monopolyonsnark]

Lies

he has the capability to hate all

although I, personally, cannot hate Jane so it all evens out

[redlooksgood]

He will come to know the charms of all that is Jane and then wonder how he has gone so long without this love of humans.

[monopolyonsnark]

Oh ho ho ho ho

what if he used his noseless charms on HER

made her get a thing for green dudes

WHAT THEN

[redlooksgood]

Whoa

Mind BLOWN

Wait. Does he even have genitals?

[monopolyonsnark]

http://capeandcowl.dreamwidth.org/3774851.html?thread=428957827#cmt428957827

[redlooksgood]