WELL HELLO CnC

[monopolyonsnark]

Stabbyfingers McNoseless has returned, along with his mun, Zoe!

(gasp and awe)

For everybody who remembers me HI I HAVE RETURNED TO YOU

For those of you who joined the game after uh, november 11th? HI I'M ZOE NICE TO MEET YOU

For the people who have no idea who this guy is

THIS IS THE NEGOTIATOR. HE'S AN ALIEN. HE HATES ALL OF YOU AND TRIED MAKING HUMANS A SLAVE RACE? HE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT MEDDLING BLUE BEETLE. But no matter, he'll just put on a smile and pretend he's a good guy and hope that nobody remembers him being stuck in a cage for like a month the last time he was here.

Oh! And I gave him fancy new powers that have a PERMISSIONS POST. Basically he's a more sinister angler fish now.

HI.

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[monopolyonsnark]

negotiatorchan is good people

or bad alien?

whichever, really

I MISSED YOU TOO

[viced]

TOTALLY GOOD PEOPLE


WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT INTERNS, REALLY...................

[monopolyonsnark]

HEY

NOBODY CAUGHT HIM

THAT TOTALLY MAKES IT OKAY????

[viced]

EXACTLY


THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT PERFECT

[monopolyonsnark]

EVERYBODY WAS ACCUSING HIM OF THE WRONG MURDER!!!! how rude


well luckily he doesn't have invisibility powers so next time he stabs someone maybe they'll get it on camera





unluckily he could do all sorts of other mind controlly shit now? whoops?