I have no idea what I'm doing.

[smarterthandad]

I'm Carolyn and I know some of you from around. I'm bringing in Valeria Richards from Fantastic Four, daughter of Mister Fantastic and the Invisible Woman. Val is a three year old supergenius with questionable ethics, but she means well, which makes it okay, right? (spoiler it totally doesn't) She got her Dad's brains, but only time will tell if she inherited her Mom's sense. For the purposes of the game, however, she did inherit her Mom's invisibility and force field powers, which she might or might not do in canon because her origin is screwy even for comics. I put her app on her journal here if anyone wants to read it. Warning: 90s origin story. I've also got a hacking permissions post here because she is so going to be reading people's mail, and an HMD/general contact post here.

For the other Marvel folks, she's from FF #16, which is right after the Kree invasion and Celestials plots from Fantastic Four were wrapped up, but before AvX and before anyone but a couple X-Men knew the Phoenix was returning.

Also she has a lightsaber.

Hi.

Comments

[motherfucked]

Hello I am Alex and I have no idea (no idea!!) who you are. But this is Jessica Jones aka Bendis's self-insert (he wants to marry Luke Cage) and then I also play Black Widow here.

Here is a welcome gift for you:

[smarterthandad]

Hello Alex whom I have never met before!!

Who's that guy and why isn't he wearing a shirt?

[motherfucked]

I do not know perhaps we should carefully investigate this lack of shirt.

Very carefully!!

[viced]

Hi Carolyn, welcome to CnC! I'm Jill, and I play a legion of dicks in suits named Tony Stark, Mitch Hundred, the Penguin, The Shade, and Hooded Justice! AND I THINK WE HAVE SPOKEN BEFORE IN ALEX'S PLURK A TIME OR TWO REGARDING FISHMEN...



But hello welcome, and yes, Valeria, I am excited!!

[fantasticforcefields]

PERHAPS WE HAVE THAT DOES SOUND LIKE SOMETHING THAT MIGHT BE RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS

Hi! I look forward to Tony having to deal with the tiny blond version of Reed. That should in no way exceed his capacity to handle children.

[liverletdie]

FISH PRINCES ARE ALWAYS RELEVENT!!

And yes, god, I'm so excited. Tony will just make faces and hands, and not know what to do

Because childhood geniuses, what even

[invoking]

Carolyn hi!! It's Nita and I play Kate Kane here and this dude named Gilbert Nightray. Valeria looks super cute. :( Like the FF family...

I really desire CR with Gil and Val especially because he's living in her "mom's" place. (We had a movie Sue once.)

[smarterthandad]

Hi! I'm that person who's always talking about Namorita by her nickname in people's plurks and making you double-take!

Val is suspicious of AU parents because she just got done dealing with a bunch of Evil Dads.

[invoking]

I am not sure how I keep getting confused. I am clearly not a comic book character.

He sort of knew movie!Sue had AU family from the Ultimate verse only he didn't know the Ultimate verse. He just calls it the what is wrong with you people verse.

[xuffasch]

oh hey when did you get here i totally did not stalk this process via plurk

[smarterthandad]

idk the door was unlocked so i just let myself in and made a sandwich

[onefouroneseven]

oh it's you


hi carolyn

[smarterthandad]

ew ammay

why do i always end up in games with you

[glowsferatu]

hello carolyn! i'm king and i've seen you around people's plurks all the time. anyway i play hank mccoy and kanaya here from homestuck. she knew our movie sue back when she was around, and was friends with an ultimate version of val's uncle back last year.

and for some reason i keep thinking vampire babysitter.

[smarterthandad]

Hank! I used to play Emma and their pre-Schism friendship was one of my favorite things, NOT THAT ANYONE EVER REMEMBERED TO WRITE IT AFTER MORRISON.

Val doesn't need a babysitter! She needs like three. With superpowers.

[blueshifting]

Hey! I'm Aura and I play this sulky teenager that manipulates gravity, Raven.

I love Val and I love what I've seen of you so far, so trust me when I say I'll be all over you once I'm out of hiatus.

Also that guy Alex put is Namor and he's too cool for shirts.

[smarterthandad]

Hi! I'm glad to hear I'm doing well so far. It's always a little nerve-wracking coming into a new game.

Alex and I are trolling each other a bit. We met in someone else's plurk when we started talking about Namor and his fashion decisions. (We're in favor of his fashion decisions. That don't involve 90s ponytails.)

[radiantly]

helllloooo!! i'm ali and i have seen you around on plurk many a time! i play a bunch of people here (firestar, mockingbird, hawkeye II, daredevil, huntress, arsenal, and jessica wakefield) and i am so excited to meet you and to play with val! she's a favorite of mine and it's awesome to have her (and you) in the game!

[smarterthandad]

Hiiiiiiiiiiii! I have a soft spot for Angie, since I play Nita elsewhere.

[bowarmed]

HEY CAROLYN

I, too, have a gift for you:

[smarterthandad]

WHAT THE FUCK SAM

[hexappeal]

hello!! i'm lucy and we have also (also?) spoken briefly/been involved in comics convos in the past. i just play zatanna of dc & vertigo comics here!

welcome to the game, enjoy yourself, and so on and so forth. c:

[smarterthandad]

Probably! All the comics people know each other.

And thank you, I'm happy to be here. :3

[out_of_time]

Welcome to the game Carolyn! I'm Jesse and I play Jack Bauer, Mordin Solus and Calvin here, the latter two of which I'm sure will get on famously with Val. It's great to have you here!

[smarterthandad]

Oh my god they didn't tell me you had a Calvin in this game. Mordin is of course amazing, but Calvin.