you took the words right out of my mouth.

[hexappeal]

Hey, guys, this plot was approved a while ago, but I wanted to wait to post so I didn't overwhelm anyone with it! This is, of course, an optional event, so if you want to ignore this, feel free to!

To make a long story short, James Bond is a frustrating jerkhole, nostalgia is a powerful thing, and Zatanna makes questionable choices when feeling vulnerable. After a long night of drinking on her lonesome, she muttered an off-hand I hsiw nem t'nerew hcus skrej (or, for those who are backwards-reading impaired: I wish men weren't such jerks).

If you play a male character (or a character that identifies as male), they will be a perfect gentleman toward the ladies. It will vary at the player's discretion, but the dudes of the City will begin to suppress any desire to do things that would be considered "inappropriate," in regard to whatever situation they're in.

It's very isolated so it will not be obvious that the men of the City are acting strangely, just that some dudes you know might be going out of their way to be a little more considerate than usual.


This will be occurring a little after 3 AM on MARCH 11th and will end on the evening of MARCH 17th when she realizes that things are a little off with James and notices trace amounts of her magic having been used on him. After approaching the jerkbag, she'll set things right.

If you have any comments or concerns, please leave them here! There is no official sign-up, but if you plan on being involved, let me know and I'll compile a list for maximum plot enjoyment and will include it when I make a reminder post!

Comments

[viced]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

zee

Zee.

[hexappeal]

you can't take your eyes off of her for five minutes can you

[ex_engineers208]

omg

[hexappeal]

my heart longs for nothing more than seeing azrael take part in this

[eppy]

OH MY GOD i love this

[hexappeal]

the best part is that the 17th is st patrick's day; i think leah approved it for these dates on purpose :')

but it'll be fixed early enough that there will still be a chance for skeevy dudes to get laid (YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[doubleoohbaby]

i am totally not signing up for this cause you suck--

OH WAIT I MEAN OMG SO EXCITE

[hexappeal]

TOO LATE
lmao she's going to let it linger on him while she has a moral crisis
but he's so cute like this :(

[sunburnedhair]

Zee will finally fall for Draco after he puts his coat over a puddle for her.

[hexappeal]

But will he be in leather pants :|a

[boozebot]

does it include robots

because Bender not being a jerk towards anyone is dreadful

[hexappeal]

only if you want it to, Oke!

[backatthehotel]

oh.

my god.

yes.

I am so for this. Any ladies want to be sweeted at for a few days, before Pink goes back to being a dysfunctional jerk?

[hexappeal]

a better question is which lady doesn't?

[terra]

This is pretty beautiful ngl.

[hexappeal]

The real question is how does it affect Loki? :|a

[pluckyreporter]

I have never been sadder at having only one lady on my roster!

[hexappeal]

At least she'll be treated real good for a week? :')

[caprihorn]

Oh this plot is amazing.

Hmm, does the plot affect troll children? Because having Gamzee be polite (or as polite as he can be) to the girls he knows would be amazing.

[hexappeal]

If you'd like it to! I'm sorry that I didn't think of that before hand, but yeah. I can't like, it would be amazing! :')

[notadartboard]

Suddenly Sanji wonders why everyone's acting like him.

FINALLY MY ADVICE IS BEING HEEDED

[bullseye]

aldfkjlakjf sanji

[bullseye]

this is amazing

i think i might have black mask do this

[hexappeal]

aklsdj
ryan any of your characters doing this would just be glorious

[noelleno]

yes

[hexappeal]

bueno

[gevurah]

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

[hexappeal]

I'M GLAD YOU THINK SO!

[themisfit]

can't touch this.

[hexappeal]

kurt remains the same
no one was surprised!

[professorlionface]

vic stops being annoying for the space of a week y/hy/hfy

[hexappeal]

idk what hy and hfy means but i will assume they're good!!

lmao and hank remains exactly the same :')

[newbvampire]

This is going to be awesome! Thankfully Boyd is always a gentleman, but I'll still have him involved just cause it's fun. Meanwhile Seras will just be falling out of her chair laughing at Bond finally being forced to stop acting like such an ass.

[hexappeal]

No reason not to have him involved! :)

I like that Bond's the way everyone will know something is wrong. Is he... sick? Maybe he got hit on the head! Multiple times!

[specifythepoint]

Sooooo

no change from my characters, excellent.

Why do I play such gentlemen?

[hexappeal]

but what if
arthur was slightly less socially awkward :'|

[exceptfebruary]

WELLLLP

And now I have to think about how my dudes treat the ladies. (Whether or not Monster is male is debatable, actually. Usually in canon the pronoun is either "it" or "he", and I... didn't want to use "it". And also there was that time he said that no girls could join their secret club and O-Chul called him "a good man" SO YES UH ANYWAY YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW THIS)

But this sounds like the perfect sort of thing to throw Sandman at, maybe. :'D

(...so it ends on St. Patrick's, huh?)

[hexappeal]

You can take your time or even show up at the end, if you'd prefer! Whatever you're most comfortable with! (Including if you want to include Monster, but he's pretty sweet and all as it is?)

I hope you do! c:

(Surely, that is of note for SOMEONE AROUND HERE...)

[alldeduction]

totes in B|

sherlock is the least considerate

so this might be wildly out of character


:D

[hexappeal]

alslads he comes out of this with a handful of new friends that care deeply about his well-being :')

[mylensisonyou]

I don't even have any icons of Hal being gentlemanly, but this is a beautiful idea and I'm going to brainstorm for it. :D

[hexappeal]

I am glad that this is a thing you like! I hope you enjoy this! :)

[hellionated]

did I seriously forget to comment on this...

Yeah so I'll probably be doing this. Can't even wait :D

[hexappeal]

Oh man, you really should! :')

[batmantled]

This is fantastic and you should feel fantastic. c': I would so throw dick in but sob he's already nice to ladies. :c


i might anyway though

[hexappeal]

well, it gives him an excuse to be super-friendly to people like talia, then? think of the hideous! c: