WELP

[haikus]

KIRSTEN AGAIN.

I'm bringing in Kasumi Goto of Mass Effect fame; for those unfamiliar with canon, she's a master thief wanted pretty much all over the place for stealing priceless treasures from the space future museums and shit. like the Mona Lisa. and the Koh-i-Noor diamond. she's also not particularly famous, because being the most infamous thief in the galaxy is bad for your health. however, she does have a chronic case of ~*enigma*~ and a penchant for hacking, along with a suit that makes her effectively invisible. and a head full of neural implants.

~*future swag*~

she will also be living half as her enigmatic thief self and half under a civilian pseudonym, because not having the option to hide out off-planet means trouble for people used to effectively not existing most of the time and also because I don't want developing CR with her to be a pain in the ass!! as such, the name attached to her communicator will not be the same as her ooc tag. this is important!!

for people familiar with ME potentially afraid of spoilers, don't be! she's from her very first appearance in ME3, which is totally harmless and unspoilery.

ANYWAY, HI.

Comments

[aggressiveapathy]

MY MOST FAVORITE ME PERSON.

I cannot wait to see her strut around.

[haikus]

AHHH I LOVE HER

and i hope i can do her justice!!

[caprihorn]

YEAAAAAH YOU APPED KASUMI

this is excellent

[haikus]

IT MOST CERTAINLY IS

but not for the museum of modern art

[caprihorn]

God that poor museum what did it ever do to deserve everything it gets in C&C

[haikus]

KASUMI STEALS LIKE

STARRY NIGHT OR SOMETHING

SOMEWHERE, THE COLLECTIVE ART FANS IN THE CITY GET SIMULTANEOUS CHILLS AND DON'T KNOW WHY

[caprihorn]

here have a reply for while you still not sleep

STARRY NIGHT

YEAH I THINK TAKING THAT WOULD GET MORE THAN A CHILL SOMEHOW

[coolstorybrogan]

I'm just going to park here. Grunt loves the Porter's choice in squadmates.

[haikus]

THE PORTER KNOWS WHERE IT'S AT

[dreamself]

oh get out of here

[haikus]

shes climbin in yo windows

shes snatchin your early fourteenth century artistic masterpieces up

[dreamself]

OH YOU MEAN ALL THE ONES MY CHARACTERS HAVE CLEARLY

[haikus]

PSH YEAH OKAY

(nottalknig)

[dreamself]

omg die

[haikus]

no thugg das mean

[dreamself]

dis for u

[amoray]

omg rude

[dreamself]

ur rude

[systemadmin]

I haven't played ME3 or ME2 (and I justtttt started ME yesterday), but she sounds really interesting!!

[haikus]

i hope you like it!!

and she's in downloadable content for ME2, so if/when you get there ME1 inventory system blurgh, tell me how you like her!

[newbvampire]

Awesome! That is all.

Though damn the growing ME cast is making me wish I had a Wrex muse so I could join in the fun.

[haikus]

iw ant a wrex so bad you don't even know

don't even know

BUT THANK YOU

[newbvampire]

I'll do what I can to cultivate one though he'll be in competition with another muse of mine so we'll see.

Though now I have the comedic image of Wrex headbutting Death stuck in my head.

[brutalsorrow]

whoa what's up kasumi

[haikus]

not much just

definitely not stealing things or breaking the law in any conceivable manner whatsoever

you know normal stuff

[brutalsorrow]

hm yes that sounds like the kasumi i know carry on

[motherflocker]

Yesssssss kasumi!! *^*

[haikus]

♥♥

YES GOOD

[gofortheoptics]

KASUMI KASUMI KASUMI KASUMI

..okay, Tali's reaction might be close to that

Although she is getting ported out soon for canon-update to mid-ME3.

8D;

[haikus]

BFFS OBVIOUSLy

also yes good i'm

not particularly sure where i am in ME3 yet I'M ASSUMING ABOUT HALFWAY, SO COOL

[gofortheoptics]

8D She will also not be back until next Tuesday so you have some time to get farther.

And yes please, space bffs. ;;

[haikus]

I'M LIKE

MIDWAY THROUGH THE RANNOCH MISSIONS but god i hate fighting geth almost as much as banshees (but not quite as much) so it's taking me forever and a half

and somewhere in the city there is a minibar with their names on it

[gofortheoptics]

skjkldfs yes Tali will ... definitely need it when she comes back!

[pluckyreporter]

Wrong journal but whatevers.

KASUMI.

[haikus]

ROXANNE GARRUS

has anybody made any calibrations jokes yet because she probably will