SKRUPDATE

[noematic]

Hello Cityzens! A few things to note:

Congratulations to Jack Bauer, for taking an investigation into his own hands and uncovering a Skrull!. A belated congrats to those crafty imports who caught Skrullock. If you've missed it, someone outed herself as a Skrull and took a hostage, demanding Skrullock's freedom. (I'm sorry honey but he's just... N'cho cheese... OHOHOHO.)

But as it stands, there are still twelve hidden Skrulls amongst you. And while all of them had missions, some of them have particularly... explosive ones. And since these particular ones weren't caught, well...

At 9:34PM EST 2/23, the Third Ave./138th St., South Bronx, No. 6 line subway station exploded. Surrounding area is catching fire. Heroes are needed asap.

At 9:00AM EST 2/24 (and it seriously pains me to say this) the Museum of Modern Art will be attacked by two Skrulls. Two people will die, and there will be thirty-five maimed casualties.

Tomorrow, some time between 7-9PM EST, I will put up the BATTLE LOG (set in the middle of Times Square). The Skrulls are breaking under the import force here, and they have one last thing to accomplish before the end of the day: they are the final distraction.

And they know they won't live through this.

Comments

[gevurah]

Li'litu tries. :'(

[cardassian]

NOT THE 6 TRAIN! D:

[neptunia]

screa

[soulbondee]

Skrulls!!!!!

[caprihorn]

THE MUSEUM D=

Also, wow, sucks to be you Skrulls

[lyntergalactic]

lkjsdlfakjsdlfkajsldkfjlaskdjfasdkjh

[amiable]

LMAO THAT ICON

[lyntergalactic]

THAT IS JUST MY FACE ABOUT EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME I CAN'T

[amiable]

8)

[lyntergalactic]

sob

[hackeralastair]

Meanwhile Alastair is in the Mancave having Thai food delivered.

[hacktivist]

This is gonna be so exciting

;; poor natives foolish enough to continue to walk and drive through or near times square

[enigmaestro]

UH I THINK EVERYONE KNOWS BY NOW MY FEELINGS CONCERNING TIMES SQUARE

[hacktivist]

It's just a beautiful place to throw down.

[yelloweyesdarksomething]

OH TIMES SQUARE I am totally in bed right now honest

[hacktivist]

LMAO this is so exciting who could sleep??

[viced]

SO MUCH DEATH :'(

QUESTION

[wrong_sometimes]

Are there any imPort casualties in any of these attacks? ...would you maybe like one?

[klutziness]

N-NO
pretend this is scatty's account

[wrong_sometimes]

I want Cassie to have the WORST WEEK EVER, okay? Katurian found out she has a crush on him, there's Skrulls EVERYWHERE and EVERYONE and she HATES EVERYTHING.

Clearly, dying would would be the icing on the cake.

[klutziness]

s-sobbing
worst week ever :c

[wrong_sometimes]

Only if they want an imPort death, otherwise everything comes up roses.

[goryteller]

CAAAAAAASSIE

[wrong_sometimes]

Eh, while I'm ripping her up emotionally...

[goryteller]

Katurian will cry all over her.

:c

[underthestairs]

Oh, gosh, I love this plot so much.

[unetrustworthy]

//Making like a Trowa and GETTING THE HELL OUT OF THIS PLACE

[blondevigilante]

I'm so busy reading I have no time to tag everything I want to tag.

BRAVO \o/ PLOT OF THE YEAR!

[singlemanlytear]

[klutziness]

accurate

[out_of_time]

This just sbout sums it up.

[batmantled]

everything about this is beautiful c':

[bullseye]

WAY TO PICK ALL THE WRONG PEOPLE TO TORTURE NORMIE

[gevurah]

Seriously, that one Gothamite.

[superdickery]

ALSO HOLY SHIT HOW DID I SKIM THIS AND MISS THE PART ABOUT THE BATTLE LOG

[hexappeal]

>work
>food
>finally get some sleep
>wake up
>all hell has broken loose

MoMA :(

[alldeduction]

Do me proud, guys.