time for some SKRULLduggery

[noematic]

Yeah I've got a million of those Skrull puns.

So the random generator has spoken, and I have sent the fifteen PMs to our respective Skrulls (complete with their individualized missions). Remember that the first rule of Skrull Club is you don't talk about Skrull Club. But you can talk about it amongst yourselves, so for those of you who asked when you can start plotting with your fellow Skrulls you can do that now. Please don't do this in public, but rather keep it to the method discussed.

Imports will be replaced with Skrulls from February 15th to the 24th. It is your mission, my dear imports, to expose who is a Skrull and who is not. Your efforts (and success) will decide which fate this plot will take. Skrulls have been given instruction on how to act and what they can give clue to. Be on the lookout for suspicious behavior! Bear in mind that if a Skrull has a limb severed, that cut limb will revert to its original green tissue. A Skrull under severe torture can lose concentration and revert to its original form. But that's the kind of torture that could kill a human, even an empowered one... Sort of risky business...

If anyone says they are NOT a Skrull, icly or oocly, you are free to assume they are COVERING THEIR TRACKS. Only suspicious people claim to not be Skrulls outright.

Comments and questions will be unscreened here, which means IF YOU ARE A SKRULL DO NOT OUT YOURSELF AS A SKRULL BY ASKING ME A SKRULLY QUESTION HERE. Aw yeah.

Comments

[bests]

heh i'm not ashamed to admit i smirked when i saw the bit about cut-off limbs.

[noematic]

LMAO IT'S JUST SO FUNNY.

[wins]

I AM GLAD MY STRANGE AND SLIGHTLY DISTURBING THOUGHTS HAVE PROVIDED YOU WITH AMUSEMENT.

[noematic]

YES your mention had caused a few other people to consider that as viable, and I know it's been circling plurk as a possibility.

[wins]

this makes me happy

[crabulous]

/prepares body

[noematic]

Oh my.

[backatthehotel]

So, easy solution, we just lop a pinkie toe off anyone suspicious. FOR THE GREATER GOOD.

And so, the City sees a sudden rise in hedge clipper sales...

[noematic]

Ah, but don't be surprised if that pinkie doesn't regrow back. At least, not any time soon.

[backatthehotel]

A toe or finger is a small price to pay for the safety of the City, right? Anyone who says otherwise, how do we know they aren't Skrulls too?

[noematic]

Everyone is probably a Skrull. Everyone.

[backatthehotel]

Well, only one thing to be done now...

[bringerofwar]

Midnighter casually carries hedge clippers around on his person constantly now.

[hacktivist]

idc what he claims that is boyscout level preparedness

[bringerofwar]

Imagine, if you will, Midnighter with his own troop of boy scouts.

WOULD ANY SKRULL EVER BE SAFE AGAIN?

[hacktivist]

This is gonna be so great

[enigmaestro]

Aw yeah!

[soulbondee]

I think this is going to be my face all month.

[enigmaestro]

And it's such a beautiful face.

[soulbondee]

with a side of this.

this isn't just me showing off new icons, i swear

[enigmaestro]

Well I wouldn't blame you because they're fabulous icons.

[soulbondee]

xepi is amazing, basically.

and Yuma is a walking reaction face.

[enigmaestro]

Both of these statements are true.

[soulbondee]

Coming from that face, who can deny it?

[liebe_krieg]

I am so excited.

How far can the limb-reversion rule bee pushed? Like, if a disguised Skrull loses some blood, it doesn't revert back to whatever Skrull blood looks like does it? [I am picturing that blood-testing scene from The Thing for finding out who's who]

[enigmaestro]

Nope, blood remains the color of the person the Skrull is emulating! Marvel sort of made it that way, since some of the heroes who were actually Skrulls were bloodied and there was no giveaway.

HOWEVER A DEAD SKRULL is a different story. It's a bit weird, but BLAME THE COLORISTS.

Just go by the rule of thumb: take the rule of thumb literally.

[out_of_time]

Lol, that makes sense. In an enjoyably grotesque way.