i'm back part 2, the reckoning
Mar. 25th, 2013 07:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
hi this is liz again
i dropped hyena don't look at me like that, and am apping this guy instead! i finally admitted to myself that i don't have the energy for psychotic violent creeps anymore, so i took a 180 and decided to app jesus's childhood pal, instead.
so here is Levi bar Alphaeus of Nazareth (he goes by Biff), from the book LAMB: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal. he's the idiot sidekick/comedic relief, who is an expert at martial arts, poisoning people, and blowing things up, because that's what he was studying while his best friend was learning to be the christ. he's also had the opportunity to be whisked into the year 2000 and hang out in a hotel room watching a lot of TV, so he won't be completely bewildered by 2013.
he already had the gift of tongues, but he now also has the cool new super power to turn water into beer!!
i dropped hyena don't look at me like that, and am apping this guy instead! i finally admitted to myself that i don't have the energy for psychotic violent creeps anymore, so i took a 180 and decided to app jesus's childhood pal, instead.
so here is Levi bar Alphaeus of Nazareth (he goes by Biff), from the book LAMB: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal. he's the idiot sidekick/comedic relief, who is an expert at martial arts, poisoning people, and blowing things up, because that's what he was studying while his best friend was learning to be the christ. he's also had the opportunity to be whisked into the year 2000 and hang out in a hotel room watching a lot of TV, so he won't be completely bewildered by 2013.
he already had the gift of tongues, but he now also has the cool new super power to turn water into beer!!